The Backwards Pumpkin Song - Dance Gavin Dance

Blog Date: September 6th, 2026

Release date: January 1st, 2007

Genre(s): Post-Hardcore, Math Rock, Emo.

The Backwards Pumpkin Song is a 2007 rock song by American Swancore band Dance Gavin Dance, whose lineup at the time consisted of vocalists Jonny Craig and Jon Mess, guitarists Will Swan and Sean O'Sullivan, bassist Eric Lodge, and drummer Matt Mingus. It was released as a single four months before The band's first studio album "Downtown Battle Mountain" which peaked at 46 on Billboard's Top Heatseekers chart.

The song itself is thought to be about three people involved in a marital affair, the wife, the husband (Jonny Craig), and the homewrecker (Jon Mess), although it's incredibly hard to tell, because I'm never too sure what the fuck Jon Mess is talking about.

Lyrics that lead to this conclusion:

For Mess's section, we get lines such as

"Sit down, call off the cavalry.
I'm stealing the jewels, slow motion action replay."
"Bar fight, I invented chivalry, Notch in my bedpost,
slow motion action replay."

"Sit down, call off the cavalry" appears to be Jon Mess telling the husband to relax and just watch how easily and smoothly he's taking his wife. Slow motion action replay is sports technology used to replay previously recorded plays, usually to highlight their beauty, difficulty, and occasionally legality.

"Bar fight, I invented chivalry" could suggest that this is a common practice for Mess in this song, furthered by the lyric "Notch in my bedpost". Which leaves us to assume he commonly has sex with married women.

For Craig's section, we get lines such as

"Bring back the fire tonight. All of these lies that I uphold,
for one good note."
"I believe all these lies, and long enough."
"Now that the fog is rolling in. Bringing us that much closer to
a senseless end"

All of these lines suggest a husband desperate to keep his marriage together, to rekindle the fire they once had, even if it means believing his wife's lies and deceptions.

Extra Notes: The band released an instrumental album of Downtown Battle Mountain in 2019, including The Backwards Pumpkin Song. It was also featured in their 2021 Live album "Tree City Sessions 2". Where the fuck is my macbook?

Personally, I enjoy this song a lot. It contains one of my favorite Will Swan guitar licks (can be heard from 2:18-2:54), a beautiful trem-picked rhythm line, and some of my favorite Jon Mess screams. It's unfortunate that Jonny Craig is Jonny Craig, but his vocals on this album are the greatest post-hardcore clean vocals I've ever heard. Amazing album and song from one of my favorite bands.

My Rating: 8.9/10

Favorite Line: "For one false hope. One false hope"

Would I recommend this song to a friend? Yes!

Downtown Battle Mountain Album Cover

Devastate and Recalibrate - Hail the Sun

Blog Date: September 7th, 2026

Release date: September 5, 2019

Genre(s): Post-hardcore, Progressive rock, Emo.

Devastate and Recalibrate is a 2019 rock song by American rock band Hail the Sun. It was released as a standalone single in-between the band's albums Mental Knife and New Age Filth. The band's lineup consists of drummer and vocalist Donovan Melero, guitarists Shane Gann and Aric Garcia, and bassist John Stirrat.

I couldn't find any discussion about the lyrics, so everything from here will be my own interpretation.

The song is about a man with abandonment anxiety requesting that his lover hurt him to an extreme point so he can stop living in constant fear and hope. He wants the certainty of rejection because he can no longer endure the constant fear of waiting for it to happen.

Lyrics that lead to this conclusion:

"Beautiful, I want you to know that I'm scared
That you'll no longer want me,
And all I request is you hurt me your best so I crumble
Often I need that to grow"
"Second guess my every action when I've lost it
Then I'd have to take the pictures of you off my desk
And I'll probably be to blame
Every promise that we made will be voided
Will be voided"

This is a shorter entry/explanation as this song is far more self explanatory than yesterday's entry, The Backwards Pumpkin Song.

Extra notes: Donovan Melero took a different writing approach for this song, which he spoke about in this Kerrang! interview.

The song was released 8 days before their 2019 fall tour, which ran from September 13th - October 13th.

Donovan Melero is so hot

Personally, I love this song. It's pretty short and sweet but reminiscent of POW! Right in the Kisser! and Wake.

My Rating: 8.0/10

Favorite Line: "Angel, all I ask is that you make it hurt real bad."

Would I recommend this to a friend? Yes!

Devastate and Recalibrate Album Cover